Geoff Hale

Geoff (aka Le MuskyTier) was born and began playing with the guitar when he was two.
By the time he was three, four years' later, he was able to reach the top shelf of his
mother's wardrobe by placing his guitar carefully on the ground and jumping up and
down furiously until he achieved his objective. To reach the Scotch.
By the age of eleven, he had completed his degree in medicine and kept himself busy
saving the lives of trauma victims after jumping up and down on them.After a short stint in Vietnam, he decided he couldn't take the pressure any more and
headed off home and got a job with Gloria Jean's Cafe but the staff there were just as
annoying as the guys he worked with in Gloria Jean's Cafe in Vietnam!

On 23rd June, 2000, Geoff was pursuaded to become a boxer, mainly because
jumping up and down on things was, by now, uninspiring and he'd run out of things to
jump on. There were many people to punch though so he followed this pursuit avidly
until someone punched him back on 23rd June, 2000. No-one told him about that bit.
With little else to strive for, it was time to take music seriously and so Geoff joined
Frogs On Toast which was a serious mistake. But with a bit of luck, he can always
take music seriously some other time, but was advised not to take it all too seriously
since a radical change like that could be very serious! He puts pretty feathers in his
hat now, instead.
Seriously!

Finally, he disappeared altogether. Well, he reckons he didn't but the rest of the crew
are adamant that he did and threatened to bury him if he didn't shut up about it!
Geoff's the one with the best hat.