Bonnie Kellett

Bonnie (alias M'Moiselle Ooh La La) tried to join Frogs On Toast
one day but everyone ran away. Then she tried again and this time
everyone pretended to be someone else. On her third try, everyone gave in and told her she could join the army if she wanted, no-one would stop her!

Since Bonnie isn't very bright (it's all that blonde hair!), she
persisted for some while - like, eight and a half years - until Madame
could stand it no longer and told her she could run alongside the bus
to gigs if she wanted and MAYBE she might be allowed to join in -

MAYBE! Well, that was a mistake because everyone thought she was
with Frogs and when she began scratching at the windows and doors to get in,
They thought we were being cruel and called the RSPCA!

So Madame let her join, after all
.... so here she is!

Sorry about that!......Madame!